Totally Pawsome Phrases

If you had a nose like mine, you'd bath every day 


I may sniff butts, but at least I don't barf hair balls!


If you had a tail, I'd bet you'd wagg it too!


That totally WAGS!


Been There Chewed That


Woof! There it is!


You are BEAST!!


Life is Ruff


Bitches Love Me


Who's Your Doggie?!!


I'd rather be a rat than a cat.


Woofever! 


Who you barking at? Vogue Vogue!


Cross my paws


BOL Bark out loud


OMBD (Oh my doggie bones)


I'm sloppy kisser!


Barkariffic


Pawsome Pal


Let's get wasted on CatNip!


Cats rule, humans drool!